Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,960 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/17 (45/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 9/48 (55/445 points)
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 30 battles
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!