I stayed up all night writing this and two other projects( another short story and a two paged essay) Its for mythology class and I was a little tired of writing so seriously so this is what I got. I might post the other story latter. (Adira of Athens)

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THE LEGEND OF JERRY WELMP

It was a nice day ...Summer about the middle of July. All the kids were playing out side accept Jerry Welmp. He was Inside next to the air conditioner swiveling back and forth on his chair while simultaneously drinking soda and watching Season 4 of nonsense Island. As he gazed at the screen and drank his delightfully cold soda he realized his miniature utopia was in complete. There was no substance. "A sandwich" -He blurted out. He got up and strut to the kitchen exited to fulfill the equation he had formed in his head. Movies plus sandwich equals true happiness. "ooOOoo" He cooed. Mom had bought Italian bread. He set himself up on the kitchen counter and severed the bread open imagining it already done. He threw caution to the wind adding all the fresh meats and cheeses he could find. He added lettuce, tomatoes and even went as far as chopping up pickles, onions, and olives into little mynute pieces. To top it all up he drizzled honey mustered over the carefully stationed meats. He had recently heard it made the sandwich taste ridiculously good.
Jerry heard the front door fly open and turned around to get a plate before he could be bothered by whatever it is that would come threw the door. Then suddenly Derek Feener, Jerry's next door neighbor runs in noisily and snatches the sandwich knocking down a pan from off the counter. Derek slows and turns around to catch the look on Jerry's pale face. "Derek don't do this" Jerry says flatly trying to negotiate. "Don't do this Derek!" he shouts desperately as Derek turns around and runs. "Derek? DEREK?!" Jerry shouted hopelessly. Jerry could have tried to get it back physically. But you see Jerry was small for the age of 14. So what did he do? Well he did what any other kid with a mind like his would do. He summoned the Gods of Olympus.
He had discovered a while back that Olympus began to put out advertisements on the internet. Most of the advertizing being one of those vertical flash ads. It flashed seizure inducing colors and read "click hear and win God." As you could imagine no one really clicked on it...accept for Jerry Welmp. He followed the generic procedure of filling out your email, address, and were it asked "God desired" - he put Zeus. Though it raised the price to 19.99 he would spear nothing for such a situation as this. A second later there was a burst fire behind him and he looked back to see what seemed to be a Hobo with a cape. "What the hell ...who are you?" exclaimed Jerry. "I am Hades Lord of the underworld, master of evil -are you, or are you not Jerry Welmp?" he asked in a mandatory fashion "Yes" Jerry instinctively replied. "Okay what's the-" "I'm pretty sure I summoned Zeus." Jerry interrupted. "Well Zeus is pretty busy right now ...I'm mean he is ...Zeus." Hades sarcasm started to become apparent. "huh ...so they send me Hades, really? I would be better off with any other God." Hades just stared at the boy with an irritated face for an awkward amount of time. "Okay so let's see ...What's your situation here." Hades mouths words as he looks at a sheet of paper scrolling down. "Ah here we go!" Hades begins to read spontaneously and slowly figuring what it says as he goes. " Derek Feener stole my sandwich and I am small." Hades paused and then looked at Jerry. "First your last name and now this. Its funny the more I learn about you, Jerry, the more I hate you"
They both teleported threw Hades miniature fiery explosion that brung them outside next to the sidewalk. "There he is" Jerry said as if identifying a murderer. He pointed at Derek Feener walking down the side walk there way. Oddly he wasn't actually eating the sandwich but instead he held it out in front of him grinning sneakily. There was something wrong with Derek. Hades went into action. Jerry tried to advise" Make sure you d-." "Yeh I got it kid". Hades stretched his foot out in front of Derek causing him to fall into the ground unexpectedly and the sandwich tumbled into the grass. Hades then completed the operation by picking up the sandwich and bringing it to Jerry Welmp. "Here is your sandwich ...enjoy." Hades said dryly. Then the boy started to rant" Are you kidding me! Its ruined there's dirt all over it. What's the point I could summoned Michel Cera and I would have gotten better results you lame worthless-." "Okay your gonna have to die" Hades said casually. What? Your just ya need to die- ya really do. Hades said pulling out his scythe. Hades began to corner Jerry towards the house and then began to walk with an intimidating limp. Frightened Jerry splashed his soda in face. The Soda went straight in his eyes and all 23 flavors of it burned at his retinas. Hades fell down to the grass cringing in pain. "AAAAHHGG! I'll get you Jerry Welmp! I'll show you I'll Show all of you!" Hades said determined looking around frantically and then just disappeared in a fiery blast. "Woahoho" Jerry voiced, he was pretty proud of himself. Sure the ruler of the underworld said he would "Get him" and sure Hades just pretty much promised a Zombie apocalypse in as little as 2 days. But he had just conquered a god and that's all that mattered. That, and the simple question of why Jerry did not just make another sandwich.